About

About the Human Behind the Uptime

Hi, I am Milkboy, a full-stack software engineer who would rather benchmark something than guess about it. This site is my workshop notebook: every Docker guide survived a real VPS, every Ollama trick survived a real Celeron, every Stable Diffusion number survived a real Intel i3 with 8 GB of RAM and zero mercy.

Start where it itches

  • New here? Read the CV for the 60-second version of me.
  • Want to learn? The blog is all tutorials, no fluff.
  • Want proof? The portfolio is code you can clone.

How I write

  1. Tested, not theorized. If a command is on this site, it ran somewhere real first.
  2. Reproducible. Hardware specs, configs, and failure modes included, because "works on my machine" is a confession, not a conclusion.
  3. Honest about limits. Small models, small servers, small budgets. I document where things break, not just where they shine.

Questions or a fun bug? The contact page is open, and the FAQ answers the classics.